Raising funds for multiple Sclerosis


Malt whisky tasting - Speyside

25th January 2008 - Burns night.

Longmorn 15 year old - £30
Strathisla 25 year old - £55
Ballatruan 10 year old - £27
Auchroisk 10 year old - £33
  Balmenach 1975 - £56

Thanks to everyone who came along and for the kind donations that people made, thanks to Sue & Ronnie for the raffle prizes they donated, thanks to Linda for also donating prizes to be used in future events, also a thank you to Royal Mile Whiskies for their help and donating raffle prizes.Thank you also to Janet for helping out on the night.

With the raffle, donations and ticket money we made £190

It was nice to see some new faces there along with the regulars, hope you all had a great time.

The Queen is visiting a Scottish hospital and is taken into a bright and cheerful ward.
“Good day to you, ma`am” says one of the patients, “ and may I say wee, sleekit, cowrin tim`rous beastie!”

“Hmm, very nice, very nice” says the confused queen and walks on.

“Great to see you, your majesty,” says another patient “ Scots, wha hae wi Wallace bled !”
Another shouted out “We'll tak a cup o' kindness yet, For auld lang syne. Ma`am”

“ Delightful, delightful,” mutters the queen, even more bemused.

She takes the doctor showing her round to one side. “ These people seem perfectly healthy, but rather odd. What is this place ?

The doctor replies “ it`s the Burns unit ma`am”

An old guy walks into a bar and asks for a bottle of forty-year old Scotch.

The bartender, not wanting to give up the good liquor, pours a shot of ten-year-old Scotch and figures that the guy won't be able to tell the difference.

The guy downs the Scotch and says: "This Scotch is only ten years old! I specifically asked for forty-year-old Scotch."

Amazed, the bartender reaches into a locked cabinet underneath the bar and pulls out a bottle of twenty-year-old Scotch and pours the man a shot.

The guy drinks it down and says, "That was twenty-year-old Scotch. I asked for forty-year-old Scotch."

So the bartender goes into the back room and brings out a bottle of thirty-year-old Scotch and pours the guy a drink.

By now a small crowd has gathered around the man and is watching anxiously as he downs the latest drink.

Once again the guy states the true age of the Scotch and repeats his original request for forty-year-old Scotch.

The bartender can hold off no longer and disappears into the cellar to get a bottle of prime forty-year-old Scotch.

Soon, the bartender returns with the bottle and pours a shot.

The guy downs the Scotch and says, "Now this is forty-year-old Scotch!"

The crowd applauds his discriminating palate.

An old drunk who had been watching the proceedings with interest, raises a full shot glass of his own and says, "Here, take a swig of this."

The guy takes the glass and downs the drink in one swallow. Immediately, he chokes and spits out the liquid on the barroom floor.

"My God! That tastes like piss," he yells.

"Great guess," says the drunk. "Now, how old am I?"

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